Posted: October 25, 2016 by Daniel Simpson (PG Cooper) in Lists
We’re near the end of the Presidential race and America is dangerously close to electing hate-mongering, prejudiced cry baby with no political experience to their highest office. As you can probably guess, I’m no fan of Donald Trump. Donald has proven himself to be a hateful monster completely unfit for office time and time again. For all his failings though, I do think he represents a serious threat to the world. To illustrate that, I’ve chosen five dystopias that I think are likely possibilities if this pathetic pile of human filth takes power.
5. Fascist Government, V for Vendetta
The governmental structure in Alan Moore and David Lloyd’s iconic graphic novel V for Vendetta is highly similar to how I imagine a Donald Trump presidency might look. The fascist government which enforces law with iron rule, silences media that questions policy, and strives for purity by eliminating non-whites, the LGBTQ community, and anyone with a disability definitely speaks to the hateful rhetoric that has defined Donald and his campaign. Additionally, it’s worth noting that the fascist leader in V for Vendetta, Adam Susan, is described as being a self-obsessed crazy person unable to make reasonable connections to other human beings. While his personality may differ from Donald in other ways, those traits are strikingly similar. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: October 18, 2016 by Daniel Simpson (PG Cooper) in Lists
Two big films are coming out this Friday; Jack Reacher: Never Go Back and Ouija: Origin of Evil. Neither look particularly good, but both are interestingly sequels (technically Ouija is a prequel, but whatever) to an original film that have changed directors. Often a different director on a sequel film is a bad sign, but there are some examples of films which traded directors for the better and I decided to look at five films that helped improve their respective series by coming on board. As a rule, I’m only looking at the first time a director was replaced in a series, so something like J.J. Abrams taking over Mission: Impossible after Brian De Palma and John Woo each had a crack at the series wouldn’t be eligible. John Woo taking over after just De Palma though could make the list (spoilers, he doesn’t).
5. The Empire Strikes Back, Irvin Kershner
I think there’s a misconception by the general public that up until The Force Awakens, George Lucas directed all of the Star Wars movie. Most geeks however know that to be false. After the mammoth success of Star Wars, Lucas stepped into a producer role so he can be more well-equipped to handle the business side of things and he was also involved with ILM in pushing special effects forward. Taking over as director was a fella named Irvin Kershner. Kershner’s resume outside of Star Wars is a little scattered, but there’s no denying his work on Empire. The cinematography is richer, the mythos is expanded, the characters feel deeper, the stakes are higher, and the climax is more emotionally charged. It’s a sequel that goes a different direction than its predecessor while simultaneously improving on the foundation. It might even be the best film in my list, but it’s also clear that Lucas still had a major role creatively. That’s not a bad thing, but for this list the emphasis is on the directors who brought a new creative vision to the series and while Kershner surely brought that too the details, the big picture was still Lucas. Read the rest of this entry »
Written by Daniel Simpson
2014 was a pretty interesting year for movies. It was the year Alejandro González Iñárritu made a triumphant return with Birdman, that Marvel soared their highest yet with the two-punch of Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Guardians of the Galaxy, that director Nuri Bilge Ceylan won a Palme d’Or for Winter Sleep, and the year Richard Linklater released his potential magnum opus, Boyhood. In the West however, all of these stories seem to be overshadowed by a little mystery/thriller from David Fincher. That film was of course Gone Girl, a movie which performed very well with critics and audiences and went on to generate a slew of think-pieces across the next few months. It’s reasonable that studios would want to replicate that success, and the new thriller The Girl on the Train seems a deliberate attempt to be, “the next Gone Girl”.
Rachel (Emily Blunt) is an alcoholic whose life has collapsed since the messy divorce from her husband, Tom (Justin Theroux), who now has a new wife named Anna (Rebecca Ferguson) and the couple have a child. Every day Rachel passes by Tom and Anna’s house and in doing so as developed something of an obsession with one of their neighbors, a young woman named Megan (Haley Bennet). One morning, Rachel sees Megan with a man who isn’t her husband and grows suspicious. She tries to confront Megan one evening, but blacks out and in the morning remembers nothing. This is problematic since that same evening Megan disappeared. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: October 11, 2016 by Daniel Simpson (PG Cooper) in Lists
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This Friday a movie called Max Steel is coming out. It’s a superhero film based on a toy, which sounds tremendously lame. Of course, anyone who knows superhero movies knows the genre is no stranger to lameness. There has been some laughably bad superhero movies over the years and today we’re gonna look at five of the worst. Two caveats to this list; the film has to be based on a comic book and I won’t be including Batman and Robin. Regarding the latter, it’s just too easy to pick on the Schumacher Batman films (I won’t be including Batman Forever either) and to be honest the internet has beaten on those movies enough. Let’s beat on some other ones!
5. Green Lantern
Before Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds starred in a string of really awful superhero movies and this is one of the most notorious. A lot of people will say the movie’s failing is the source material is just too dorky (what with aliens and powerful rings) but I disagree. I think the concept of a group of people who can conjure anything their mind can conceive and serve as intergalactic cops is pretty cool, the problem is the execution here is just terrible. Despite a $200 million budget, the special effects look like crap and the filmmakers don’t do much creative stuff with Green Lantern’s powers. The jumbled plot all boils down to some generic CGI infused battle between Reynolds and a big cloud, or something. Also, while the cast does have some decent work from some of the supporting cast (namely Mark Strong and Geoffrey Rush), the only performances that stand out are Reynold’s non-performance, Blake Lively as generic love interest, and Peter Sarsgaard as annoying villain. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: October 5, 2016 by Daniel Simpson (PG Cooper) in PG Cooper's Movie Reviews
Written by Daniel Simpson
Last year, a movie called Sicario came out that tons of people loved. The film didn’t exactly light up the box-office and I expect most general audiences still aren’t familiar with it, but the film was something of a sensation in the film community, receiving rave reviews and showing up on a lot of year end top ten lists. Personally I wasn’t so fond of the film. I admired director Denis Villeneuve’s craft, but found the script to be cliché and half-baked. Now, that same screenwriter, Taylor Sheridan, has penned a new crime movie called Hell or High Water which has once again been enthusiastically greeted by the film community. Overall, I would say I like this film more than Sicario, but once again I find myself respecting the craft of the director more than Sheridan’s screenplay.
The film is set in modern West Texas, a part of America which has been beaten down by a rough economy. The focus is on a pair of brothers trying to raise money who turn to robbing banks. Eldest brother Tanner (Ben Foster) is a wild card with an impulsive streak and a criminal record, while the seemingly clean younger brother Toby (Chris Pine) serves as the brains of the operation. The pair have an organized system for robbing banks, but are by no means experts. The soon find themselves hunted by Marcus Hamilton (Jeff Bridges), a Texas Ranger nearing retirement and his partner, Alberto (Gil Birmingham). Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: October 4, 2016 by Daniel Simpson (PG Cooper) in Lists
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It’s October, which means it’s time to start watching some horror movies. There are of course a ton of classics to watch, from Nosferatu to Halloween, or you could take a look at some modern horror greats like It Follows or The Witch. However there are other great horror films that, for whatever reason, haven’t garnered the reputation of the genre’s more notable classics. These gems are well worth your time however, and today I’ll be drawing attention to five lesser-known horror films that you should watch this Halloween. Keep in mind my goal isn’t to find the most obscure horror films possible. Rather, the movies I’ve highlighted here definitely have a following, they’re just not celebrated to the degree I think they deserve.
5. The Haunting (1963)
The Haunting was a modest success back in 1963, but it’s only in recent memory that the film has garnered more serious praise. The film revolves around a group of people visiting a supposedly haunted house and conduct a social experiment to see if it really is haunted. This could have been another B-ghost movie in the vein of House on Haunted Hill¸ but instead Robert Wise really elevates this into something special. Using camera lenses that cause distortion deliberately, Wise creates a disorienting move which feels like slipping into another world. Julie Harris gives a great performance as a woman slowly losing her mind and Wise leans on minimal suspense and mystery rather than overt terror. The film has started to receive prominent praise in the last few years, no doubt aided by Martin Scorsese listing it among the scariest films of all-time, but I still feel like this is underseen. Hell, the fact that when you google “the haunting” the shitty remake from 1999 comes up before this is enough of a reason to want the original to get more love. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: September 27, 2016 by Daniel Simpson (PG Cooper) in Lists
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This Friday sees the release of a new Tim Burton movie called Miss. Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children. Watching the trailer though, the film fees less like a Tim Burton film and more like yet another generic young adult adaptation about an ordinary kid who finds out their special and there are other special people just like them. The visuals do have a somewhat gothic tone and I suppose outsiders are a reoccurring theme in Burton’s work, but the whole thing just looks like Burton-lite. Whatever the quality of that film turns out to be, I do have a fondness for classic Burton and I thought it an appropriate time to look back on some of the filmmaker’s best films. I should note from the outset though that this list will only be considering films Burton directed, so The Nightmare Before Christmas (technically directed by Henry Sellick) doesn’t count.
5. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
For me, Sweeney Todd is Tim Burton’s last really strong film and it also seems to be the last one to develop a really passionate fan-base. He’s certainly made higher grossing films since then, but none have inspired the fandom Todd has. Part of what sets the film apart is the sheer novelty of an R-rated musical about a serial killer. That’s certainly neat and Burton brings his Gothic sensibilities to the project perfectly. This film looks awesome and the way blacks are juxtaposed with moments of bright colour (typically reds if you follow) is stunning. The music is also quite good with the lyrics being really clever and fun. The only thing holding the film back from greatness is the actual story, which is very stage-bound and prone to some uninteresting digressions. Still, this is a very strong film and one of the best modern musicals. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: September 20, 2016 by Daniel Simpson (PG Cooper) in Lists
Written by Daniel Simpson
There are a few dominant trends in modern cinema. Superhero movies, young adult adaptations, live-action fairy tales, haunted house movies, and of course, remakes. Remakes in particular have often been cited as an example of modern Hollywood’s lack of creativity and vision. A remake itself is not exactly a new concept, it’s more the amount that have been released in the last decade coupled with the general blandness of them. Prominent examples of such films include Robocop (2014), Total Recall (2012), Conan the Barbarian (2011), Straw Dogs (2011), Red Dawn (2011), and Point Break (2015), just to name a few. This trend doesn’t seem to be dying at all either. This Friday marks the release of The Magnificent Seven, a remake of John Sturgess’ 1960 film, itself a remake of Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 masterpiece Seven Samurai, and this year has also given us The Jungle Book, Alice Through the Looking Glass (sequel to the Alice in Wonderland remake), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, The Legend of Tarzan, Ghostbusters, Pete’s Dragon, Mechanic: Resurrection (sequel to the Mechanic remake), and Ben-Hur. A lot of the mentioned films have a bad reputation, but the fact is not all remakes are soulless hack jobs. Some in fact, are quite good, and today we’re looking at five of the best. As a rule, I’m only listing remakes were I’ve also seen the original so I can provide some comparison.
5. True Grit (2010)
One of the best ways to go about remaking something is to pick a film wherein the original is nothing special and do a better version and that’s basically what the Coen Brothers did with their remake of True Grit. While John Wayne’s Oscar win might suggest the original is something exceptional, that isn’t really the case. In fact the original film is a dated movie which was tired even when released and Wayne’s Oscar was clearly more for his collective body of work. The film has its moments but there isn’t much to say about it. The Coen Brothers remake on the other hand is bursting with style, superbly crafted, and features some great performances from Hailee Steinfeld and Jeff Bridges. The film is also shot beautifully, has some great old-school action, and the Coens underlying humour. The third act also reveals to be surprisingly poignant. It’s a film that serves as a way more fun romp than the original and a deeper work too. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: September 19, 2016 by Daniel Simpson (PG Cooper) in PG Cooper's Movie Reviews
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Like any decade, the 2010s have been defined by a series of contested and controversial trends and events. From Occupy Wall Street to Black Lives Matter to Brexit; all passionately debated topics of great ethical and social concern. One of the most highly contested topics has been Edward Snowden’s 2013 leaks, which revealed the depth and reach of the NSA’s surveillance practices on both foreign parties and American citizens. Such a reveal has re-invigorated public debate regarding mass surveillance, whether it is a justifiable path to security or an unnecessary violation of privacy. And what of Snowden himself? Is he an outlaw who jeopardized American intelligence or a hero who risked his life in order to reveal horrific truths to the world? A new film from Oliver Stone, simply titled Snowden, has arrived to weigh in on the debate. Stone has been in something of a filmmaking rut for a long time but given the highly incentive nature of the subject matter, I had hopes Snowden might act as a comeback for the once great auteur.
The film is framed around the interviews Edward Snowden (played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt) gave to journalists Glen Greenwald (Zachary Quinto), Ewen MacAskill (Tom Wilkinson), and documentary filmmaker Laura Poitras (Melissa Leo) depicted in her film Citizenfour. It is to these journalists that Snowden disclosed secret NSA documents and who in turn published this information. From there, the film flashes back to 2004 following Snowden as an aspiring army recruit. When a pair of broken legs end that career, Snowden instead gets a job working on intelligence gathering for the CIA. The film then depicts Snowden’s life as he moves around the intelligence community, continually bearing witness to more invasive mass surveillance measures which will ultimately lead to his leaks. Running parallel to Snowden’s career advancement is his budding romance with a young amateur photographer named Lindsay Ellis (Shailene Woodley). Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: September 18, 2016 by Daniel Simpson (PG Cooper) in PG Cooper's Movie Reviews
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I remember seeing a trailer for this horror movie called The Woods a while back and thinking, “Wow, that looks a lot like The Blair Witch Project”. Cut to a few months later when the film played at the San Diego Comic Con and surprise surprise, the film is actually a sequel to The Blair Witch Project simply titled, Blair Witch. Well fancy that. I never really had much interest in returning to the world of The Blair Witch Project, and I didn’t think the world was really clamoring for a sequel either, but the announcement did seem to generate a substantial amount of buzz and was enough to pull me in.
The film follows James Donahue (James Allen McCune), whose older sister, Heather (protagonist of The Blair Witch Project) disappeared in the Black Hills Forest in Maryland over fifteen years go. James receives a video suggesting that Heather might still be alive. Searching for closure, James and a group of friends decide to venture into the Black Hills Forest with those who sent James the footage in an effort to find Heather, or at least find what happened. This experience is being documented by film student Lisa Alrington (Callie Hernandez). However after spending a night in the forest, the group begin to be plagued by ominous forces. At first they seem to be strange oddities, perhaps even some sort of trick, but it soon becomes clear that a supernatural presence is at work. Read the rest of this entry »